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we are in kelly

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kelly kentucky almost like kelly west

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virginia that's pretty wrong

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we're at the park the the kelly park and

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you can see

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here in the uh the distance that we're

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walking toward i'll zoom in so we can

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walk a little faster

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it is a flying saucer of indeterminate

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origin

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uh you never know

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do you never know it appears to be made

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of titanium

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and particle board and um it's

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uh it's pretty cool isn't it

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it's got the translucent dome up at the

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top

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i i love this thing i i love this thing

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sort of

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inordinately simpson is a big fan he's

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planning to take it up for a flight

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but uh nothing happened that's

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that's uh that's roofing material right

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there underneath

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um can you can't see it on the screen

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but there's

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there's a couple goblin corpses down

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here i was hoping there'd be a

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ladder where you could climb up to the

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inside i think that's probably an

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insurance problem uh more than anything

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else you know what

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these are rope lights rope lights

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at night are we going to come back at

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night

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i think we are simpson says we're going

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to have to come back at night and i'm

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not gonna argue with the associate

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producer of the saucer life

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so so this is this is pretty cool and

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there's

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over here and uh

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let's uh let's check this out

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if you're uh if you're lucky

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i will edit out me walking towards the

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historical marker

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but uh let's be honest you're probably

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not going to be that lucky

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and you're going to have to put up with

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me walking toward the historical marker

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so

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here we are um and boy is this a

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marvelous location for a socially

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distanced vacation or what

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there's uh there's there's nobody here

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which is how i like

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my places so we've got this

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um i don't know vaguely occult

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looking circle bisected

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circle here and if this isn't a ufo

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related

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oh it's the 10 it's the ten commandment

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not that we're not that we're down on

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the ten commandments but

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i was hoping for something goblin

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related but um

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i mean i've got several books that

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contain the ten commandments

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you know because they're in the bible so

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but the ten commandments there we go

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in memory of malcolm bugs and francis

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pritchett

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that's uh that's outstanding okay thanks

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bugs

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so over here we have

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we have a stage because this is i

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believe this is where kelly

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the kelly green man days green men days

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festival

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takes place i think that's what the sign

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over over there says so

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um a stage i can't resist a stage i will

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try to resist a stage i mean don't need

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to resist

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let's go for it simpson says i don't

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need to resist and we should give you

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lecturing from the stage

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we need some footage of me lecturing

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from the stage says simpson

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let's go we are here

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in the place where the goblins came

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to grace us with their gobliny hair

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pulling shotgun resistant menace

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and we thanked them for it but we would

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appreciate it

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if they do not come again now you may

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say the goblins the goblins are nothing

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the god was nothing

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they saw a great horned owl they say a

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great horned owl that's come to this

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do you see a great horned out brother

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simpson circle around and show us the

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great horned house

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[Music]

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there are no great horned owls brothers

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and sisters there are not

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i wonder so this is um this is what we

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think

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was the uh the shady oaks

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place um it it fits the uh if it's the

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uh the description if you've heard the

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podcast episode

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then you you know about that and there

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there doesn't seem to be anything here

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anybody here there's some things here

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and if we

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look down this way you'll see there's a

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uh

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zoom in there there's a sidewalk going

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back

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like a path and a uh it's like a

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driveway as well so this looks like a

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place where

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you check in at a main building which

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was probably located around here but

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might not have been

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this might be a newer building than that

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was it doesn't match the postcard but

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um everything else matches and sort of

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the the layout of the

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the land sort of reminds me of it so

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it's uh it's interesting

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it's interesting and it's sort of a neat

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find

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[Applause]

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we're in the land between the lakes uh

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national recreation area now

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um why are we here because when i was

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looking for cryptids in kentucky

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this was a place where it was said there

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were some and also it's uh

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it's nice to get uh nice to get a good

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long hike in when you've been sitting in

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cars

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for several hours so we'll check in from

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time to time and if there are

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any big feet or

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sasquatches or woodland elves or

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anything of the sort we will be sure to

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okay we are several miles in and uh

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simpson have you seen any big feet i saw

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a big footprint

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but not a big sure it was a human

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boot-sized so a big footprint rather

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than a big footprint

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right yeah yeah that often trips up even

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the most

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savvy investigators i thought i saw a

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woodland elf but it was uh the dead

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raccoon bloated from its own internal

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gases

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as it decayed and decomposed and that

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was the most frightening thing i expect

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to see

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on this little jaunt so onward

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were these steps put here by ancient

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aliens to